Android Database Work Sucks… So Make It Easier
posted on October 24, 2011
// I know, I know, those Android boys keep trying to do things to make database work easier and more common sense. But the fact is… it’s still not really that good. The ContentResolver, for instance, seems like a nice design pattern until you get more than a few tables working in one app. Then what? Then you’re talking about the pain of marshaling all that data yourself, either from the Cursor object returned or into your own objects. And what a pain in the ass that is. When developing SexyToiletParty, we decided to go a route of our own… Read more…
The Evolution of the SexyToiletParty Dashboard
posted on October 19, 2011
When we first started brainstorming and designing SexyToiletParty, we really thought this app would be simple with four main screens. The map where activity in your area was taking place, a list of the locations in your area where you could check into, and your profile so you could keep track of your check-ins.
Oh, how naive we were…
The Importance of Admin Tools
posted on October 14, 2011
Starting yesterday, I began work on a set of admin tools for the SexyToiletParty app. How’d we do administration before? heh heh… you don’t want to know… Or maybe you do. Maybe that’s why you’re here. Just looking at the dashboard of the app, you can see a whole lot of different things popping up. The number of feeds from which it reads is pretty damn intense. Just to name a few: The News Item at the top. The latest check-in just below. Danny’s Blog. A user’s props. Notifications. And that’s all just on the dashboard. Almost every other activity… Read more…
New SexyToiletParty Version 3.3 Now Available in the Android Market!
posted on October 12, 2011
Oh, baby! You know what time it is! Time for another app update! Why update? Why not! Seriously, this might be the release we’re the most proud of since the last one. And it’s packed with all kinds of cool new things. But the coolest by far is that now when someone comments on one of your check-ins, you’ll be notified about it using the standard Android notification system. The same as if you got an email or a text message. And it’ll take you straight to the new SexyToiletParty notification center where you can get the latest on what… Read more…
Welcome to the SexyToiletParty Developer Diary
posted on October 11, 2011
We’ve learned a lot developing the ol’ SexyToiletParty. Now, we get to give something back to you. Tips, tricks, and best practices all to be described.
Danny’s Dirty Dictionary: Barking Spider
posted on September 19, 2011
Barking Spider noun A mythical creature blamed for public farts. Curiously, only ever seen by the offending party.
Danny’s Dirty Dictionary: Upperdeck Shot
posted on September 18, 2011
Upperdeck Shot noun, verb 1. When a person defecates in the water tank of a toilet so that when the toilet is flushed, the feces is forced into the bowl. Usage: Read “The Pearl Harbor” by comedian Mark Riccadonna for a hilarious usage.
Danny’s Dirty Dictionary: Irish Diaper
posted on September 17, 2011
Irish Diaper noun 1. A pair of soiled adult under garments. References the Irish people’s fondness for alcoholic beverages and the fact that they tend to get so inebriated that they often tend to shit their pants. Usage: Read “The Hurricane Seat” by comedian Mark Riccadonna for a hilarious usage.
Danny’s Dirty Dictionary: Crop Dusting
posted on September 14, 2011
Crop Dusting verb 1. To pass gas while in motion, so as to blame the offensive result on an innocent third party. Read “The Pearl Harbor” by comedian Mark Riccadonna for a hilarious usage.
New! Version 3.2 Available In the Android Market! Get It Now!
posted on September 13, 2011
Yes! We did it again! We’re annoying you with a semi-weekly release! And we’re using exclamation points like a twelve year-old girl! Why? Because we’re just that excited! We know that version 3.2 of our favorite app is really just a maintenance release but hot damn if it doesn’t make things more fun. “Why’s that?,” you wonder. Because! Now, when you see the map, you’ll see every place that’s ever been checked into, along with its complete check-in stats. No more locations disappearing from the map when check-ins at other places begin to dominate. Also! Yes, also! Now when you… Read more…